Dad jokes are notorious for being cringe-worthy, but that's also what makes them so funny. From puns to one-liners, these jokes have been passed down from generation to generation, and they never fail to make us groan and laugh at the same time. In this article, we've compiled the 50 funniest dad jokes of all time that will make you roll your eyes and chuckle.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.
Why don't oysters give to charity? Because they're shellfish.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
I used to have a job at a calendar factory, but I got fired because I took a day off.
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
I'm reading a book about teleportation. It's bound to take me somewhere.
I don't trust people who do acupuncture. They're back stabbers.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.
I'm really good at telling jokes about construction, but they always take too long to build up to the punchline.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.
What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie? Sofishticated.
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
I don't trust people who do acupuncture. They're back stabbers.
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
I'm reading a book about teleportation. It's bound to take me somewhere.
I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
I have a photographic memory, but I always forget to bring my camera.
Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they'd be a chicken sedan.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
I used to have a job at a calendar factory, but I got fired because I took a day off.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Dad jokes may be cheesy, but they have the power to bring a smile to anyone's face. These 50 jokes are just a small selection of the hilarious and groan-worthy jokes that dads have been telling for generations. Whether you're a dad yourself or just appreciate a good pun, these jokes are sure to make you laugh and cringe at the same time.
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